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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife."
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"How to annoy ISIS Call them Daesh"
"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"
"*T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M... ""Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU."
"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""
"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"