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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife."
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"My future wife is... probably texting her boyfriend right now, saying how they are going to be together forever. SIKE! See you in 10 years bitch!"
"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."
"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."
"Web Designer: ""Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the ass"" friend who is a web designer dropped that ""gem""."
"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."
"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."
"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."