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Joke of the Day

"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."

"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Boss: You gonna get any work done today? Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up. B: Who won? M: Jack Daniels"

"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Cause love means nothing to them"

"When I have kids I'm going to tearfully serve them scrambled eggs smothered in ketchup & tell them it's Humpty Dumpty."

"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."