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Joke of the Day
"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
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"How do you kill 10 flies at once? Slap an African child in the face."
"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"
"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""
"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."
"What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion? I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes"
"Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)"
"a seal walks into a club eh"
"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."
"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"