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Joke of the Day

"When I want to cheat on my diet I buy food at Traitor Joe's."

"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."

"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."

"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."

"1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off."

"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"

"kids let me explain this in teen. your father & i have unfollowed each other. he was yoloing another woman. it's 4:20 time to smoke divorce"

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""