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"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
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"I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door."
"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."
"You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Emotion signals weakness to your enemy Be vigilant, my son"
"What do recent college graduates and felons have in common? It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them."
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"
"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."
"Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over."