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Joke of the Day
"how to get a fat chick in bed... It's a piece of cake!"
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"Somebody told me I'm horrible with names."
"What's a bad way to stop a pedophile? Tell him to think of the children."
"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"
"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"
"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"
"What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving? Derive, derive, derive!"
"What's the reverse of a blindfold A burka"