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Joke of the Day

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

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"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."
"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"
"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"
"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"
"What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos"
"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"
"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."
"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"
"How did girls text before emojis? Hey I can't wait to see you tonight! PARTY HAT MARTINI GLASS NOISEMAKER BEER MUG CAT DOG SUNGLASSES POOP"
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