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Joke of the Day

"A fun thing to do is sit on the couch with black buttons over your eyes while your kids watch Coraline, then wait for them to notice."

"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."

"How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower"

"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"

"What's the best machine to impress women at the gym? The ATM"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."

"Three Tampons are walking down the street, which one doesnt talk to you? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts"