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Joke of the Day

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word ""Late"" on all my papers."

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death."

"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."

"What does $50 get you at the Chanel store? 13 seconds of eye contact."

"Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We've been lookin for you since Monday!"

"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa... and not like the rest of the family screaming in the backseat"