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Joke of the Day
"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."
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"It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I'm trying to do that & you're lowering my chances."
"What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans? Heinzenburg"
"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"Sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive."
"Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee."
"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."
"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."
"What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."
"The TSA was like ""Damn how did you get out of Iraq?"" Iran"