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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind men go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog!"
Next Joke
"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."
"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""