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Joke of the Day
"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"
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"Mom: Hey honey who are you talking too? Me: My girlfriend. Mom: Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me: ( ._. )"
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."
"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."
"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"
"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."