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Joke of the Day

"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"

"I got gas for $1.08 today... ...too bad it was from Taco Bell."

"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."

"Politics is an ""I'm not an asshole"" contest for assholes."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"

"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."

"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"

"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."