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Joke of the Day

"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""

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"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"
"Your love life"
"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"
"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
"Leaving a warm bed on a cold morning is my personal hell."
"My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund."