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Joke of the Day
"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"
"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."
"If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards."
"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
"A girl posted a status in her facebook wall ""I got my period today."" 20 boys liked it. 10 boys commented, ""Thank God."""
"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"
"""You're going to poop me."" --Lazy Fortune Cookie"
"Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party."
"Nobody was healthier than my vegan, gluten-free friend Chad until the day that baby squirrel beat him to death."