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Joke of the Day

"If you ever get attacked by a shark, don't forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all."

"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"

"What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !"

"Did you hear about the blind Rabbi in charge of circumcision? He got the sack!"

"I fucked a girl for 1 hour and 45 seconds tonight Thanks daylight savings"

"Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime"

"A man asks his friend to stop telling animal puns. His friend says ""Sorry, it's a bad rabbit I have."""

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."

"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"