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Joke of the Day

"Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji... Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy blaster emoji into a real gun shots fired i guess"

"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"

"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."

"Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias? The head researcher was quoted as saying ""it turned out to be just as we expected""."

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"