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Joke of the Day
"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"
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"If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don't need it to add up all the ladies you get...."
"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"
"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"
"If you happen to be a dirt road, expect someone wearing a cowboy hat to write a song about you today."
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake? It was Stollen."
"People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements"
"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"