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Joke of the Day
"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"
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"TIFU by using disinfectant wipes on my ass. Just joking!"
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"
"How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips"
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"
"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"
"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"
"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."