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Joke of the Day
"How to leave someone on the edge of their seat:"
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"*points to refrigerator* That makes things cold *points to stove* That makes things hot *points to self* That makes things awkward"
"Fish didn't start smelling till women started swimming Title"
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."
"gluten free cereal. I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it ""NO FUCKING WHEY!"""
"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"