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Joke of the Day
"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"
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"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."
"My Korean friend died last week... So Yung"
"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."
"What does a rich fat Englishman gain? Lots of Pounds."
"I'm not saying I'm antisocial, but even when someone asks me how I'm doing I just tell them to Google it."
"You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail"
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""
"""We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"" Which was? ""We ate Bill"" OMG. How long were you in there? ""4 minutes"""