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Joke of the Day
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
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"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"
"What do you call the sweat on you while you're having sex with your wife's sister? Relative humidity"
"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."
"[the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up] *looks at driving test instructor* ""finally"""
"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."
"Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear."
"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"