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Joke of the Day
"Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him."
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"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"No need for instructions when building something, just put it together all wrong & then read them later after taking it apart to start over."
"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
"Some days, my only goal that seems attainable is dying in a way so spectacular they name a new piece of protective legislation after me."
"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."
"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"My wife is SO immature... I was upstairs taking a bath, and she walks in, and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER she sunk all my boats."
"""Where will you see yourself in 15 years?"" A Mirror"