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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"

"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""

"Whenever someone says, ""that's what she said"", I like to reply with, ""not to you"""

"Say what you will about terrorists, but those guys really know how to paint the town red."

"I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it. The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse."

"Black Widow movie slated for this fall A documentary on the aftermath of Baltimore"

"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"

"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"

"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"

"What's the best part about dating an epileptic? You don't have to pay for a vibrator."