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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?"

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."

"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."

"What does eatin' pussy and the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!"

"9*picking his nose* wife:Get your finger out of your nose! me [alone in the bedroom] *takes finger out of nose* *whispers* How did she know?"

"Out of? Mom (about her son): Look at these marks Jim has scored... 8.. 10... 7.. Dad: Out of? Mom: Out of pity!"

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"