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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?"
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"LPT: How to keep time on your hands Get a watch."
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."
"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"
"Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!"
"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."
"A Faster Than Light Neutrino Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone."
"Wooden leg. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""