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Joke of the Day

"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"

"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."

"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"How do we know dolphins are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure? They pull out."

"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"

"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."

"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."