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Joke of the Day
"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "
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"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."
"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's their job to help people find their way in dark places! (MASH s1 ep7)"
"What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!*"
"What happened when the Italian Chef Died He Pasta Way"
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."
"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"
"Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX *cue snare drum*"