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Joke of the Day
"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."
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"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"
"What is the difference between your Mum and a sack of green apples? Your Mums a slut!"
"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"
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"We should replace Punxsutawney Phil with Ben Bernanke... that motherfucker also never gets it right."
"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."
"What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock sucker."
"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"