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Joke of the Day

"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."

"Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there"

"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"Sir, on a scale, How much do you weigh?"