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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."

"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."

"My girlfriend's keyboard broke, and she sent me this message. ""HelpmyspacebarisbrokenandIwouldlikeanalternative"" What the hell is a ternative?"

"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."

"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."

"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."

"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"

"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."

"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."