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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."
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"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""
"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."
"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."
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"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."