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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."

"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."

"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"

"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."

"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."

"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"

"What does a Pirate prefer to wear? Doublet or nothing."

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."