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Joke of the Day

"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."

"A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide"""

"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."

"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"

"What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!"""

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"My twitter crush just broke up with me for saying WWE wasn't real. The irony is not lost here."

"I became a bisexual when I got married. I get sex twice a year whether I want it or not."