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Joke of the Day

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"A woman walks into a brothel, slaps down a few hundred dollars, and exclaims, ""I want twelve inches, and I want them to hurt!"" So the doorman smacks her face with a ruler."

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"I said to my dyslexic mate, ""Guess which band has split up?"" He said, ""Erm..."""

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"

"What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."