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Joke of the Day
"What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar."
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"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today. It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo."
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"
"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"
"Jewish kid A Jewish kid walks up to his dad and asks, ""Dad can I have 15 dollars?"" And his dad says, ""TEN DOLLARS! What do you need five dollars for?"""
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."