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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
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"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."
"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!"
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically."
"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."
"It's a fucking frisbee. Stop trying to make a sport out of it."