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Joke of the Day
"I said to my dyslexic mate, ""Guess which band has split up?"" He said, ""Erm..."""
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"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."
"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."
"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."
"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"
"Sir, on a scale, How much do you weigh?"
"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"
"What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!"