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Joke of the Day
"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
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"I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check."
"A man is getting a prostate exam... During the exam, the man asks the doctor, ""Is there anything I should be worrying about?"" The doctor says, ""Only if you can feel both my hands on your shoulders."""
"What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself"
"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"
"Come on Fred I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me let them come and get me!"
"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"
"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"
"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."
"I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards"