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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."

"How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare? Make it for *White* people only."

"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"

"What helps put a Jew to sleep? gas"

"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"

"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."

"No matter close I get to her when I do them, I cannot seem to startle my dog with my farts."