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Joke of the Day
"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."
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"You can't spell ""ducking"" without ""autocorrect"""
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side."
"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."