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Joke of the Day
"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."
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"I have a UDP joke. I hope you get it."
"What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common? They both hurt your arsehole"
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."
"Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell? Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already."
"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."
"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Shot"
"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."