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Joke of the Day

"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""

"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."

"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."

"What does a German snake sound like? ...."

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? One I eat everyday, and the other is an Italian-based flatbread with tomato sauce"

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual."

"*puts words between two asterisks*"

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"