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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but I can stop whenever I want."
Next Joke
"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."
"What does a sheep in denial say? Nahhhh"
"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."
"The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest."
"Why did the spanish man's boat sink? Ola"
"Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred"
"We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home."
"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"