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Joke of the Day

"If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names."

"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."

"I used to be indecisive... But now I'm not sure. EDIT: I know this is an old joke, but it's one of my favorite one-liners, so I thought I'd share."

"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."

"23 Mind-Blowing Ways You'll Never Get Back the Time Spent Reading This List"

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."

"What are pornstars paid? Income."

"Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy"

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."

"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"