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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist? One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt."

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."

"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"

"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"I went to a Rastafari's funeral last night... It was dreadful."

"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."

"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."

"What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss? They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under."