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Joke of the Day
"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."
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"I submitted a penis joke once The mod tagged it long..."
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"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."
"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."