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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
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"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"
"The revolution will not be televised. It will be streaming on netflix this summer"
"The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""
"Note to self: hairspray does not kill spiders; it merely increases their strength and makes them look flawless all day."
"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. So the bear says to the rabbit: ""do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."
"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters."