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"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""
"It was 109 degrees where I live today. Now I know what it felt like to be a Jew during World War 2."
"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."
"How to always be positive in life: | life |"
"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"
"2 secrets to success 1) Never tell everything you know"
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"