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Joke of the Day
"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."
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"[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*"
"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."
"How does Kris Kringle clean his hands? Santatizer"
"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"
"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."
"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."
"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"
"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."