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Joke of the Day
"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."
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"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"
"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."
"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."
"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"
"The streaker was thinking about retiring... but he decided to stick it out another year."
"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."
"America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford."
"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."