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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"
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"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"
"Jay-Z's voice is so beautiful. I wish he rapped about stuff I cared about."
"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
"I've completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin."
"Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."