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Joke of the Day
"Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell."
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"Epitaph for a house cat: ""She died as she lived..."" ""...chewing on power cords."""
"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."
"A necklace and a little plane on it. The man was staring at the little plane on the woman's necklace The woman: Do you like the plane? The man: No! I like the airport."
"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"
"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"
"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""
"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."